Hey I'm Roxanne
Please don't sing the song

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

electricsexdoll:

I watch the clock as the second hand slowly goes strolling by

bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup

angryfemin-ish:

laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.

this matters so much. 

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

the first three words you see are what you want in life

i-lucidly:

love-fun-laugh:

gelboorus:

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Seal Happiness Hot Dick lol

Seal, jobs, gay fanfic :L

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